What the hell is wrong with these people?
Craziest episode ever! Brendon’s back in the game and now we’re in for at least one more week of the Brenchel show. I just don’t know how to come back from this. I must admit, though, you couldn’t ask for a bigger shift in momentum. This was easily the most intense episode so far this season.
LAWON’S LAWONDERFUL LAWASHOUT
As if offering himself up to be evicted in yesterday’s episode wasn’t bad enough, tonight solidified Lawon as the dumbest player in BB history. He was convinced he had a “99% chance of coming back into the house–with superpowers!” Anyone hoping for a miracle had their bubble burst right off the bat when Julie not-so-subtly pointed out that, duh, there are no superpowers. Then, Lawon made it worse by putting on his “acting skills” to make everyone think he didn’t know he’d be put up. His “performance of a lifetime” (his words) included announcing, completely unprovoked, “I did NOT volunteer.” That’s like walking up to airport security and saying “I SWEAR I don’t have a bomb!” You may be telling the truth, but it’s a great way to get a cavity search.
O RLY, LAWON?!
And Shelly gave Lawon one hell of a cavity search. OK, that came out wrong. Shelly caught on to Lawon’s “performance” right away. But really, how difficult was it? He’s probably the worst liar I’ve ever seen, to an almost embarrassing degree. I actually do sort of feel bad for him, but more on that later.
KALIA AND DANIELE WASTE THE HOH
The only people who could potentially rival Lawon in the dumb-ass category are Kalia and Daniele. They could not have played this week more poorly. First they (and I say ‘they’ since Daniele was pulling Kalia’s puppet strings all week) make horrible nominations, try (and fail) to backtrack on the nominations, kiss their enemies’ asses, put up their closest ally out of fear, and then run on the assumption they control the votes when they controlled none.
They were stupid to let the threat of a twist derail their plans. It’s a given in BB that nothing is what it seems and they should have realized there would be more to the twist than was revealed to them last week. They were stupid to think keeping Rachel would give them any power–they needed her gone, because now she’s coming after them no matter what. They voted out HER MAN, after all, which is punishable by death in Rachel’s world.
Imagine how much better this week would have gone for Dani and Kalia if they had just targeted Rachel? Rachel and Brendon would have had to duke it out and the numbers wouldn’t have changed. Instead, they look like boneheads for sacrificing their only ally for no reason. If they don’t win HOH this week, I think it’s curtains for Kalia and Daniele.
REALLY, AMERICA?!?!
I’m a bit ashamed of my country tonight since you assholes voted BRENDON back into the house. This is almost as bad as George W Bush’s reelection. I genuinely don’t get how anyone in their right mind could tolerate, let alone vote for, Brendon’s presence in the BB house. Am I missing something?
Because I absolutely refuse to believe that the majority of viewers like Brendon, my theory is that he lucked out on this vote. I think viewers fall into two camps: those who like Brendon (or at least like the drama he brings), and those who hate Brendon. Those who like Brendon voted for him to come back, and the rest of the votes were split between Cassi fans and Dominic fans (Keith presumably got less than 1% of votes because he’s a forgettable weirdo). So really it’s Cassi’s/Dominic’s fault for not being interesting enough to have a significant following. I’ll forgive you for now, America, but if Brendon wins the jury prize, I might need to move to Canada.
THE TWIST COMES TO LIFE
When Julie finally revealed the details of the twist, the house guests’ faces were priceless. Lawon kept smiling as he waited for Julie to reveal the secret superpowers (and then the smile slowly faded to a look of “Eff my life.”). You could see Rachel’s thought process as she went from worried, to shocked, to “OHMYGOD I HOPE IT’S BRENDOOOOON!!!!!” Daniele looked like she was going to poop herself, and Kalia looked like she just wanted to walk right out of the game.
The competition was highly stupid, especially considering how high the stakes were. Who knew that coming back into the house would hinge on a Skee-Ball match with colored balls? I was fully expecting an epic endurance battle. But alas. It was obvious from the outset that Lawon didn’t stand a chance in hell, but Rachel still felt compelled to give Brendon all the answers.
I really do feel bad for Lawon. He was likable and funny in the house, and it’s got to be pretty humiliating to make such a huge blunder on live TV. Hopefully he has a good sense of humor about it, because I wouldn’t wish that kind of embarrassment on anyone. Except maybe Rachel.
I’m disappointed that we didn’t get to see the HOH competition tonight (which likely means it will also be blocked out for the live feed viewers, too). Everyone was disappointingly undramatic when Brendon won the competition (no screaming match? Lame!). We didn’t even get to see the “What the hell were you thinking?” exit interview with Lawon. It’s all very open-ended at this point.
No matter what happens, this is sure to be a VERY interesting week!