With the recent release of information about the medevac twist for next season, everyone is out looking for either spoilers or speculation. I provided the spoilers already (read here if you want to know who’s coming back!), so here’s a little (spoiler free) speculation: a list of every player to medevac out of Survivor ever (don’t worry, there are only 10). If you haven’t read the spoilers, who do you think they should/will bring back? If you have read the spoilers, did they choose the right people? Continue reading
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At the end of one of Survivor’s most boring reunion episodes ever last night (did we really need Blossom’s commentary on Colton?), Probst revealed the format for season 25, which will be held in the Philippines. 3 previous players who were evacuated for medical reasons in prior seasons will be returning for another shot. And I have all the T on who the 3 returnees are, so if you want to know, click on the jump down below!
I have to be honest–I don’t love this idea. I like the idea of bringing back people who were medevaced, but why only bring 3 among a cast of newbies? I’d much prefer they do all returnees or none. How great would an “Unfinished Business” (a la a couple seasons of Amazing Race ago) be? They could bring back people who made historically dumb moves (Erik, James), people who were medevaced, people who were eliminated due to purple rock debaucles, etc. I could think up a full cast just off the top of my head. But season 25 has already been filmed, so there’s no sense protesting it now. Mark your calendars, because it looks like the season premiere of Survivor: Philippines will premiere on September 19th.
So who, exactly, is coming back? Find out more after the jump! WARNING: Clicking the link will reveal who the returning players are, so if you don’t want to know, don’t look! Continue reading
I know that 2 months ago I said I was ready to start blogging regularly again, and then I never came back. Sorry bout it! I shouldn’t be disappearing again any time soon, though. On to the Survivor finale & reunion!
All Hail Kim, Ruler of One World
It was a clean sweep for Kim last night. Winning both the million dollars and fan favorite must be pretty sweet, and it was well deserved. Kim played an incredible game from start to finish. She called most of the shots and was a challenge beast, and everyone knew it. But not once (aside from Troyzan’s failed attempt) did anyone seriously consider getting rid of her. She played this season just like Boston Rob did on Redemption Island: it was a benevolent dictatorship where the subjects were too brainwashed to even think about the threat their leader posed to the end game.
Now Kim, go take that $1.1 million you just won and buy yourself a lifetime supply of electrolysis appointments for that upper lip!
Kat’s Final Tribal 180
Was anyone as bum-puzzled (thanks, Jay, for my new favorite adjective) by Kat’s speech at the final tribal? I was fully expecting a vitriolic tirade wherein Jeff had to tell her to wrap it up. Since her blindside, Kat has been the bitterest Betty since Russell Hantz. And then she came out with that totally heartfelt, uplifting speech. Who knew she possessed that level of maturity? Not me!
Colton & Alicia
I’m sorry, but I’m not buying any of what these two were selling last night. While I’m sure Colton isn’t attending regular KKK meetups, I do think the lady doth protest too much when it came to the racism accusations. But half the reunion was dedicated to him, so I’m over it. NEXT!
Alicia, too, was full of hot air in her teary apology at the reunion. I’m a special education teacher too, and it takes a LOT to offend me, but even I winced when she made the comment comparing Christina to her students. Aside from that, though, I really am concerned in general that she is a teacher of America’s youth. I fear for the future of this nation. Alicia, I beg of you: quit your teaching job and find something better suited to your skill set. It’s too bad Flavor of Love is off the air–you would have been perfect for that show.
Final Thoughts on One World
I loved the concept of One World. I wish they would do it again sometime and stick to it longer (before mixing up the tribes). Over the years, Survivor has come up with some very interesting twists and then given up on them too early in the season. Meanwhile, we got stuck with Redemption Island for 2 whole craptastic seasons. But I digress.
Overall this season was kind of forgettable for me. The only players who were remotely entertaining (Troyzan) or likeable (Jonas) were voted out too early. Previous seasons have fallen into this trap before, where the editing gets too focused on one person (think of Samoa and Redemption Island), and you barely see anything else. While Kim’s game was nearly flawless, it wasn’t exactly thrilling to watch.
Oh Well. There’s always next season. I’m pretty stoked for the twist (previously med-evac’ed players returning for a second chance), but that’s a discussion for anther blog (which will be posted relatively soon, so stay tuned)!
I haven’t posted anything on here in months (not since November 2011, to be exact), but I’m back, bitches!
Things have been crazy busy for a while now, but now that I’m slowly getting back to having no life, I’m hoping I can make posting a regular thing again.
I’m going to do a Survivor recap tomorrow, but to tide you over in the meantime, here’s the video for BIGBANG’s new single, “Fantastic Baby”! I really can’t stop staring at it. I can’t decide who I like more: the guy with the Hot Topic meets Kate Gosselin hair, or the guy who looks like his head got stuck in a cotton candy machine. Flawless!
This week’s episode of Survivor was way over-hyped in promos, but that’s not to say it wasn’t great. I appreciated the fast-forward, since both eliminations were fairly obvious, and it saved us from an extra episode’s worth of Jim whining (more on that later).
Ozzy Voted Out
Ozzy’s banishment to Redemption Island was the best case scenario for everyone, I think. Upolu (and Cochran) eliminated a huge challenge threat. All the remaining Savaii members dodged a bullet. Ozzy, at least for now, can play the game without his self-righteousness and utter lack of social skills getting in the way. We, the viewers, are being given a break from his his delusional spewing. It’s a win-win-win-win.
This probably goes without saying, but Ozzy is far too confident about his chances on Redemption Island. The duels are not run-of-the-mill Survivor obstacle courses. They typically require some degree of mental ability, which Ozzy clearly lacks. And now that they’ve merged, he’ll be up against much more worthy opponents.
What Happened to Jim?
I was really starting to like Jim up until he called Cochran a coward two weeks ago. And no, that’s not just because I’m a Cochran fantard (which I am). Up until the merge, Jim made it abundantly clear that he was willing to slit any throats necessary to advance himself in the game. And yet, when someone (Cochran) did it to him, Jim’s all of a sudden on a soapbox made of integrity and righteousness? Please. He’s my least favorite type of Survivor player–the one who can dish it out but can’t take it.
He really screwed up with his “rousing speech” strategy, too. When has that EVER worked? I get that he was backed into a corner and pretty much had no other options, but the fact that he had even slight confidence in that plan is totally baffling.
- Upolu is still solid at this point, but you can see the cracks starting to form. They’re an alliance of 5 type-A people (and Rick), so I wouldn’t be surprised at all if some splinter groups form within the next couple of weeks.
- I’m curious how the 3 people on RI thing will play out, because I do recall Jeff Probst saying in an interview (or on twitter, I forget) that there would only be two-person duels this season.
- Cochran should stop wearing Coach’s blazer. He looks like a toddler in it.
- Actually, Coach should stop wearing Coach’s blazer too. He looks like a douche in it.
- The budding bromance between Cochran and Brandon is absolutely bizarre. I don’t think it’ll last.
Survivor: South Pacific delivered yet again last night. They’re showing significantly less Redemption Island footage this season, allowing for more time to develop the plot in the “real” game. Whether this was an intentional format change or simply a coincidence, I don’t know. But I like it.
The episode started out with Stacey and Christine griping on RI. Stacey is a bitter bitch, but she makes me laugh. She said her tribe was “going to hell with gasoline drawers on,” for chrissake. Where does she come up with this stuff? Once she got into her whole “Benjamin” speech at the duel, though, it became apparent that she’s legitimately off her rocker and should probably be medicated. Her one-liners will be missed.
Coach “Don’t Call Me Benjamin” Wade
Coach seems to have erased a lot of his progress this week. For the past few episodes he’s been coming across as a lot more mature, sane, and likable than past seasons. But last night, Coach was back to doing Coach things (calling himself “Dragon” after finding the idol, for example). It’s only a matter of time before the stories about pygmy cannibals start up again. Sigh.
Over on Savaii, Ozzy continues to prove that he’s learned nothing from his past failures in this game. He’s still the same old judgmental, narcissistic guy he always was, only now he’s older and less in-shape. He really thought he was running the game up until Elyse was blindsided, and I was happy to see him knocked down a few pegs. I can’t wait to see how that whole storyline unfolds next week, and I’m sure he’ll be needing his hidden immunity idol soon enough.
Whose Meat Weighs the Most?
The immunity challenge made the middle schooler in me giggle. It was one “That’s what she said” after another. Who doesn’t love a good inadvertent penis joke (or twenty)? Both teams fought hard to fit the most meat in their mouths (teehee), but ultimately, Upolu’s meat was more massive (haha) and they won immunity. They also won reward, which consisted of spices, veggies, and all 22 pounds of regurgitated meat from the challenge. Yum.
Coch-Train Survives Again
While I would have loved to see Ozzy go last night, Savaii needs to keep their tribe strong until the merge, so Elyse was the next best thing. I think they made a wise decision. I do, however, think that Keith & Whitney were dumb to vote for Dawn. I know they were trying to avoid ruffling any feathers, but being non-committal like that often has the opposite effect. They’ve made it clear that they’re not really loyal to either side, and wild cards can be perceived as very threatening in this game.
I’ll be interested to see who wins the duel next week. I’m also very excited to see how Ozzy handles the realization that he’s not running the game anymore. I can’t wait for next week’s episode!
According to yahoo.com, Rupert Boneham (of Survivor: Pearl Islands, All-Stars, and Heroes vs. Villains) is considering running for governor in his home state of Indiana. Specifically, he’s considering jockeying for the Libertarian nomination. He believes that he, more than the other candidates, understands the issues facing everyday Indianans.
In case you forget who he is (but really, how could you?), Rupert won fans’ hearts in Pearl Islands with his bushy beard, tye-dye shirts, lack of shame with regard to wearing a floral-print skirt (to prevent chafing), enthusiastic shouting, and general teddy bear-like demeanor. He won a million bucks from America as the fan favorite in All-Stars, and he used the money to establish Rupert’s Kids, a non-profit organization to help troubled teens get their lives back on track.
Rupert seems like a really awesome guy, and he’s one of the most popular Survivors of all time, but let’s get real–he doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell to become governor. Running as a Libertarian + looking like Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies + no real qualifications = no frickin’ way.
I love you, Rupert, but don’t hold your breath.