This week’s episode of Survivor was way over-hyped in promos, but that’s not to say it wasn’t great. I appreciated the fast-forward, since both eliminations were fairly obvious, and it saved us from an extra episode’s worth of Jim whining (more on that later).
Ozzy Voted Out
Ozzy’s banishment to Redemption Island was the best case scenario for everyone, I think. Upolu (and Cochran) eliminated a huge challenge threat. All the remaining Savaii members dodged a bullet. Ozzy, at least for now, can play the game without his self-righteousness and utter lack of social skills getting in the way. We, the viewers, are being given a break from his his delusional spewing. It’s a win-win-win-win.
This probably goes without saying, but Ozzy is far too confident about his chances on Redemption Island. The duels are not run-of-the-mill Survivor obstacle courses. They typically require some degree of mental ability, which Ozzy clearly lacks. And now that they’ve merged, he’ll be up against much more worthy opponents.
What Happened to Jim?
I was really starting to like Jim up until he called Cochran a coward two weeks ago. And no, that’s not just because I’m a Cochran fantard (which I am). Up until the merge, Jim made it abundantly clear that he was willing to slit any throats necessary to advance himself in the game. And yet, when someone (Cochran) did it to him, Jim’s all of a sudden on a soapbox made of integrity and righteousness? Please. He’s my least favorite type of Survivor player–the one who can dish it out but can’t take it.
He really screwed up with his “rousing speech” strategy, too. When has that EVER worked? I get that he was backed into a corner and pretty much had no other options, but the fact that he had even slight confidence in that plan is totally baffling.
- Upolu is still solid at this point, but you can see the cracks starting to form. They’re an alliance of 5 type-A people (and Rick), so I wouldn’t be surprised at all if some splinter groups form within the next couple of weeks.
- I’m curious how the 3 people on RI thing will play out, because I do recall Jeff Probst saying in an interview (or on twitter, I forget) that there would only be two-person duels this season.
- Cochran should stop wearing Coach’s blazer. He looks like a toddler in it.
- Actually, Coach should stop wearing Coach’s blazer too. He looks like a douche in it.
- The budding bromance between Cochran and Brandon is absolutely bizarre. I don’t think it’ll last.